Things You Hear In A Small Town

Did you hear that Billy’s cousin’s friend’s daughter’s boyfriend’s sister went behind her best friend’s sister’s back and dated her boyfriend on the side? And if that’s not enough she also stole her dog, and borrowed her truck one weekend she was away for work. Can you IMAGINE! The nerve of that girl. And we all thought she was a lesbian, what was she doing having an affair on the side while she so obviously was dating that girl that no one likes with all the tattoos on her arms? Better keep your boyfriend away from her, she’s obviously is a thief of men...oh, hold on here she comes...hiiiiiiiiiiiii, how aaare youuuuuu?